Just saying.. err.. just picturing..

kan?.. bengong.. ok.. bye..

mummy suruh gi kedai..

sedang gua dan adik gua mencecet lari keluar umah sarung kasut secara berlari, tetibe... ituuu diaaaa... jeritan halilintar..

"KAKAAAKKKKKK..... ADIIIKKKKKKKK!!"..

maka gua reverse balik ke muka pintu bersama adik gua...


"ni nanti kuar tolong bli kan mummy...ermmm.. muamalat".. dgn kompiden mummy gua mengarahkan..


gua dgn adik gua kelip2.. kurang jelas serta kurang paham...


"bli apa mummy?" tanya adik gua..


"ishh bli muamalat.."..


gua dan adik gua kelip2 lagi..


"bli apa mummy?".. tanya gua plak minta kepastian..


"apa ni x paham2... beli ni lah..".. mummy masuk kedalam rumah dan mencapai sesuatu diatas meja.. dan kemudian menunjukkan kepada kami...


secara otomatik dan berjemaahnya... gua dan adik gua gelak guling2... tekan2 perut...


apa yg dia suruh beli tu??










MARMALADE..


ye kengkawan... Muamalat yg mummy gua maksudkan tu adalah jem MARMALADE... hahahahahahahahaha... gua serious igt dia nk gua beli bank muamalat masa mula2 dgr tu... hahahahahaha... gila bapak kaya raya jutawan terulung daddy gua klu gua mampu bli bank tu... bli tiap2 bulan lak tu... hahahaha...


sekian... gua nak sambung keje yg berkoyan ni... chow..

Hari pertama

Dengan langkah longlai dan kompiden ala2 next top model, gua menarik nafas sikit2..

sesak nafas..

resah..


kupu2 dalam perut..


eh.. silap2 ulat gonggok pon ada dlm perut ni..


muka lg sikit nak biru..


tapi gua tahankan juga..


muka ttp dimanis2kan walaupon dalam hati jiwa dan raga gua tgh menyumpah2..


8jam je... iye.. tu je yg gua perlukan...


ini baru 5jam gua dh nak pitam... fuuuhhhh...


iye kengkawan...


inilah hari pertama gua...


hari yg menyeksakan...


bukan hari pertama bekerja..


tapi...


hari pertama....








Hari Pertama gua Pakai korset...

kimak ketat... tersekat2 dan tersendal2 babat gua... mak gua ah suruh test... now gua dah tercunggap.... addeeiiiiii.... ni kalau badan x mantap gak xtau ah gua.. hahahahahahaha...


arghhhhhh dammit.... nak kencing ah plak... adoiii... mau sejam gua nak melaraskan diri b4 gi toilet... haisshhhh...


**hamster gua x pki korset.. so selera dia mmg superb.. sila ke tetingkap belah kanan blog gua ni utk bg dia makan ye.. hehehehehe

nawaituu.

cuaca sejuk bertambah dingin apabila kipas dgn kelajuan 3 dihalakan direct ke muka gua.. motif?.. xtau.. yg penting kesejukan ni mcm nk memaksa gua utk bertambah semput.. (lelaki kacak sila bagi gua pernafasan mulut ke mulut pliss... hahahaha)

ok.. berbalik pada cerita asal..


sebenarnya nawaituu gua baik... nawaituu utk menulis blog yg gua yakin dh lama gua x update... tp gua xtau nak tulis ape..



seperti biasa pumpkin suruh gua tulis pasal kawen... tips2 perkahwinan or tips2 bride to be... gila ke?.. gua nak carut apa dowhhh??.. pengalaman xde.. xkan nk goreng semata.. kang klu penulisan yg terlalu hebat kang org igt gua dah berpunya plak... damnnn..


tp yg gua tau pasal perkahwinan satu benda.. ni yg gua dgr almost e'day kat opis... kakak ipar or mak mertua will always drives u crazy... yes they will... they r like the biggest monster in ur relationship ever.... purata atau nisbah dia, dlm 10 org kakak2 yg tgh ngutuk ipar n mertua tu 9 dari diaorg xleh blah dgn kakak ipar or mak mertua diaorg... sorg kakak tu je chill... sbb laki dia anak tunggal and parents dah lama meninggal.... cisss... patut ah dia relaks... hahahahaha


ok gua dh xleh blah dah ni... gua perlukan bantuan pernafasan.... huurrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkk... cekodok.. laki kacak xde lu pon jadilah.... sila bg gua cpr..... hhuuuurrkkkkkkkkkkk...

anda ikan duyung atau paus?

gua dapat article ni masa main fesbuk... sgt memberangsangkan... sooooo true...

agak teruja bila baca.. maklumlah, org saiz2 gua ni selalu dicemuh masyarakat yg terlalu taksub dgn perempuan kurus... perempuan berbabat cam gua ni diaorg x pandang...


October 3, 2011
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and b...eautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.

Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "







by: Delphine Fieberg


(model tu nama dia tara lynn)


skang... kompem... tara lynn ni idola gua.. babatlicious rulesssss...

lelaki berbahasa inggeris..

Gua x pasti lu camne...


tapi bagi gua..


lelaki yg fasih berbahasa Inggeris adalah sgt maneeeeeeesssss dipandang....


gua cakap fasih ye.. bukan menggedik ber-slang inggeris bagai yg budget english hebat tp sebenarnya Grammar berterabur.... kategori yg slang ni patut di lempang laju2 or langgar dgn keta, reverse, and langgar sekali lagi... hahahahaha...



**lelaki yg terlalu fasih thp guna bahasa bombastik x hengat dunia adalah tidak berapa meng-turn on kan gua sbb nanti gua kena bukak kamus in order nk tau apa dia merepek dgn gua td.. hahahahaha...

kesian..

"i kat hospital".. katanya sayu..


gua dgn tanpa bersalah jawab "okie"


lama talian tu diam membisu... maka gua pon tanya "u sakit apa?"


"sakit ***i.. ajak org tu ***en **at sangat".. dalam nada yg sgt perlahan..


"apa?.. x dgr".. serious gua x dgr...


"xde ape lah.. sakit kaki.. errmmm bila u nk dtg melawat?"dia cuba tukar topik..


"by the time i sampai sana u dah keluar wad dah.. direct flight bukan setiap jam ada.. transit lg teruk lambatnya"

talian senyap sunyi lagi...


"ermm ok ah.. i ada keje ckit ni.. nanti i msg ye... by the way.... I MISS U".. zassss gua letak phone.. ok fine gua xtau nape gua ckp gitu.. hahahahaha...


namun sedang gua bergelak ketawa sbb ke-sengget-an gua, tetibe satu msg masuk..


[ =) ya... i miss u too.. alot actually.. wish u were here.. ]


and now... gua tgh sengih sampai ke telinga... hati bunga2... agaknya ni lah perasaan org yg tgh anggau... camne lah gua ble ter-skip bahagian anggau2 ni ms gua bercinta dulu... and agaknya ni lh rs nya bila org suka kat kita and kita... errrr ada sikit suka kat dia... wahhhhh x nk ngaku lg tu... hahahahahahahaha...


*dont wori ppl... dia ok.. kaki prob skit sbb byk sgt bersukan... oowwwww by the way kucing gua ckp Hai kat semua... hikhikhik..


**gua dah tau dh dia ckp apa yg gua x dgr sgt tu... hahahahaha... lu org tau x?