Kenapa gua masih xde Master/Sarjana

Rata-rata kawan gua, sama ada yg pernah belajar dgn gua or kawan fb or kawan twitter or kawan blog dah ada Master.. infact dh grad Master... ada yang siap nak sambung Phd.. gua masih lagi di peringkat sijil cabuk gua yang x berapa nak laku zaman skang ni...

Ye kengkawan... sijil bawah dari Master adalah kurang laku zaman skang kalau nak mencari kerja melainkan lu ada org dalam... ahh standard lah tu... masalah kroni ni mmg dr dulu lagi..

anyway tu bukan isunya skang..


isunya... kenapa gua masih xde Master/Sarjana..


Jawapan?... sebab gua x amik Master camne nak ada Master kan?... hahahahaha


Kenapa x amik?.. sebab gua malas... sebab kewangan... sebab otak gua dah slow.. sebab gua malas belajar... sebab gua ni kengkadang pandai tp lebihan masanya gua kurang cerdik... 


Ntah lah... otak gua skang mcm kurg cerdas... dah tua sgt barangkali... ok fine jawapan x logik... hahahah... sebab classmate gua dulu umur dkt 50thn pon steady lg...


oklah... alasan terbaik maybe kewangan dan gua malas... ok lebih kepada malas sebenarnya... hahaha..


soooo for all my frens yg amik Master and dah grad... congrats on ur convo... cayalah... proud of u... and no... i wont follow ur foot steps yet... muahahahhahahahahaha


and pada mana-mana yang masih amik Master, Good Luck.. owwwww... gua dedicate entry ni utk ex-pumpkin... hahahaha... Nyah bertabah lah hati... aku sentiasa support dr belakang... sori x dpt turut serta..

MR Kata..

Seperti biasa.... gi keje mesti hectic... sbbb lps dah mandi n solat gua slalu sambung tido sementara nak tunggu kol 7am... dapat tido 15minit pon dah heaven... dengan terkocoh2 nak bersiap, Notification FB masuk...


dengan perlahan gua click...



pfftttt... rasa nak marah pun ada... tp bila pk balik ada betulnya... ooopppssss... sorilah... babat kita is banyak so kita is perlu space... hahahahahahaha...

Dengan caption: "Tgk ni, syg slalu tido macam ni"..

pil keguguran part 2..

yup... topik yg sgt mengejutkan...

lg mengejutkan bila topik ini di part one ada almost 2k reader...

nampak x mana hala tuju entry ni?


it's not that gua x appreciate org baca blog gua... infact gua sgt berbangga dan bersyukur ada gak org nak baca tulisan perempuan kaki royan ni kan... hahahaha...

cuma.... agak terkilan.... entry gua yg ble di kategorikan lawak x dapat byk sambutan mcm pil keguguran ni...

kenapa nak gugurkan?... lu tau x gua ni susah dapat anak?.. jarak jauh bagai... lu senang-senang nak gugurkan...


bila budak2 yg x kawen ni sibuk nak gugurkan anak, kami yg dh kawen tp xde rezeki utk merasa pregnant rs tercabar... rs mcm "eh kalau aku tau sebelum kawen aritu aku buat anak sbb mayb cepat lekat sbb secara haram"... paham x konsep ni kengkawan?.. it's not a good thinking... tp itu lah yg kengkadang terlintas bila tgk ramai sgt nak gugurkan anak...


anak tu anugerah.... yes i know kids can be a pain in the butt-butt... they cry... poop... puke... play wit dirt... poop... scream... poop... make a mess... embarassing u in public places... whining... poop... and more annoying stuff...  but itu lah yg gua teringin nak lalui... weird kan?.. padahal kawan2 gua yg ada anak suma envy gua yg asyik berdating je n xde anak...


by the way.... gua and MR aritu try method minum air sarang burung walit... welll it does makes u a little tiny bit ke-tanduk-kan... (sila google translate... hahaha)... but selain ketandukan dia juga bg effect pening kepala yg amat sgt... welll atleast gua lah kan yg pening lps minum benda tu... rasa macam madu tp bau mcm air liur... yucksss... hasilnya?.. mana gua tau... ketandukan lah kot hasilnya... hahahahaha... xpe... usaha tangga kejayaan..

owww gua blom gi urut bagai dgn makcik special tu... sbb suma org bz... and gua plak bz membuta... hahahaha....

ok tu je nak bebel... kengkawan... sila jgn cuba2 nak amik pil keguguran ke hape ke ye... sayangi lah diri anda dan bayi... igt lah pd gua dan insan2 yg susah dapat anak... ciaw... ngantok dowhhh...

Seberangan bersama MR

ini adalah perbualan standard kaki berangan mcm gua dan MR... ye... kami mmg suka berangan... sangat suka... hahahahaha

MR: Kalau ada anak perempuan nanti abg nak namakan dia Amina..

Gua: hmmm... ok... sdp gak nama tu... tapi Amina je ke?.. x pendek sgt..

MR: Amina Masterchef

Gua: serious?

MR: ha ah..

*again... bunyi cengkerik and bunyi tumbukan deras ke bahu MR*

Tanya MR

gua: kenapa abg kawen dengan sayang?

MR: sbb dh mmg jodoh kita...

gua: ........*insert bunyi cengkerik*..

pendapat kaum adam.. a sort of..

Selalunya perempuan je yang ada rules bagai ni... but now apa kata kita tgk side lelaki plak kan?.. baru lah adil and saksama... hahahaha... ni gua amik kat fb kawan gua... dia repost dr sape tah... klu ikut nama situ kata Gavin Cross... xtau ah dia yg reka atau dia pon sama je repost dr org lain... xpe.. kita sharing is caring ok... but sumpah lawak... and quite true...

gua cut and paste je tau so ofcoz x edit tulisan bagai... malas... gua cuma nak sharing je... if lu rasa ni post lu, then feel free utk komen ckp ni lu punya so sesiapa yg baca post ni maybe akan tau and cakap  "ahhhhh ni post dia ni rupanya".. cheerrrrssss...


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1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

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1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

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1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

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1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...




Hahahahahahaha... lawak kan?.. but true... suma yg dia ckp kat atas tu adalah apa yg gua slalu AVOID dr buat sbb gua tau pusing2 nanti last2 gua yg sakit hati so better avoid berkelakuan seperti diatas... dia x annoyed and gua pon x berapa sakit hati... No... gua bukan hati kering... agak moist juga, cuma gua jenis malas nak layan benda remeh... Banyak lg cerita Korea gua ble tgk dari melayan sakit hati... hahahaha... Skang gua tgh obses dgn Kim Woobin... gua rasa dia hotness.. tall skinny bad boy... haishhh cair ahkakkkk..

ucapan ringkas

Selamat Hari Raya.. Maaf Zahir Batin.. dan Salam perantauan... hahahaha... poyo... eh tp x berapa nk poyo lah sbb gua mmg raya di perantauan pon thn ni...

neway klu ada salah silap harap dimaafkan... gua tau kengkadang ayat gua agak mcm haram jadah sikit... sorry ye ppl...


owww by the way... misi memakan buah zuriat tu mcm x menjadi... keras gila babas buah tu ye... nk kupas satu hal.. nak hancurkan isi dia satu hal... so baru buat half way, kami bercadang utk sambung lepas raya je... hehehe...

gua kat opis ni...half day... nak get ready.. nak chow... fly jumpa kekasih hati... haishhh apalah agaknya perasaan raya jauh dr keluarga ye... mesti sucks gila and gua jd sgt barbie nangis2 bagai... ye... itu pasti...


xoxo.. publish... ok fine now berunsur poyo... hahahaha... tata..